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- February 2007 -
Smith
shot down in hail of bullets
  In
what is being viewed as a tragedy of minuscule proportions
tonight, The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith has been shot
down in a hail of bullets. The incident occurred earlier
this evening at approximately 7:32 PM (PST) when a deranged
fan of The Brick Testament fired a fully loaded N-Strike
Firefly REV-8 at Smith from close range, hitting
him multiple times in the upper torso and neck. A photo
(inset) snapped by longtime girlfriend Lila Tene just
milliseconds before the impact captures a look of resigned
acceptance on Smith's face.
Tuesday
2\20\07 -
3:32 PM GMT
Barfield Loses His Lunch
 America's
favorite vomitous cat is back up to his old tricks in
Barfield
Loses His Lunch. Acclaimed cartoonist Dim Javis
has enthralled us for decades now with the lighthearted
hijinks of that lovable, churlish feline prone to extreme
gastrointestinal distress. This new collection, featuring
over sixty full-color daily comics, is certain to leave
you doubled-over on the floor with its gut-busting,
bellyaching, belch-inducing brand of barf-out-loud humor.
Sunday
2\11\07 -
7:07 AM GMT
Brick Testament on TV, radio,
and print
Over the past several months images from The Brick
Testament have been featured on television on CBS
news Sunday Morning and The History Channel
International's The
Naked Archaeologist. Rev. Smith has been a radio
guest on Winnipeg, Canada's CJOB program GodTalk
and Radio Adelaide's Breakfast
with Peter Godfrey. Articles on The Brick Testament
have appeared in print in the Mexican
and the Bulgarian
editions of Maxim magazine, the French language
edition of The
Jerusalem Post, Polish internet newspaper Wiadomosci24,
and Brick Testament images graced the cover of Taiwanese
design magazine Ppaper,
as well as German magazine Der
Kranke Bote.
Thursday
2\08\07 -
11:55 PM GMT
Parenthood banned
Acting at the behest of children's advocate lobbying
groups, Congress voted today to ban the institution
of parenthood after recent
studies revealed that 78.5%
of all child abuse and sexual abuse is perpetrated by
a parent of the victim. "For years now we have
misguidedly sought to protect children from strangers
lurking on the internet or wandering their neighborhoods,"
said Rep. F. James Sensenbrenner (R-Wisconsin), "but
now that the facts are in, we must act clearly and decisively
to protect children from the true perpetrators of these
heinous crimes." Any adults caught parenting children
in the US are now subject to a $100,000 fine and up
to eighteen years in prison.
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