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                          - October 2001 - Sunday 
                          10\28\01 - 11:43 PM GMTJesus! 
                          The Brick Testament updated!
 Just 
                          as it crests 30,000 hits in only three weeks online, 
                          Rev. Smith's The 
                          Brick Testament announces the release of ten brand 
                          new Bible stories done entirely in LEGO building blocks. 
                          While the site's original six stories covered the book 
                          of Genesis up through The Flood, the new update turns 
                          its attention to The New Testament, featuring stories 
                          from John the Baptist right through to Jesus's untimely 
                          demise, nailed to a plank of wood just outside of Jerusalem.
 Thursday 
                          10\25\01 - 5:25 PM GMThere 
                          come the heads in contention
 Although 
                          originally released eleven months ago in November 2000, 
                          Rev. Smith's band The 
                          Human Heads's debut album was mired in legal turmoil 
                          and not generally available to the public until spring 
                          2001. As such, it is being considered by many critics 
                          as a likely contender for their Top Ten albums of 2001. 
                          If you have yet to hear this landmark release, head 
                          over to thehumanheads.com 
                          today.
 Monday 
                          10\22\01 - 1:32 PM GMTThat's 
                          Gross!
 The Rev. 
                          Brendan Powell Smith gets a brief mention in the new 
                          autobiography of Michael Gross, who starred as Steven 
                          Keaton in the long-running and much beloved TV series 
                          Family Ties. In chapter twelve of That's Gross!, 
                          which is due in stores this week, it is revealed that 
                          it was none other than our own Rev. Smith who convinced 
                          Gross to grow a beard after the show's first season. 
                          Though currently clean-shaven, Gross kept the beard 
                          for all six remaining seasons.
 Wednesday 
                          10\17\01 - 5:25 PM GMTSmith 
                          beaten off with a stick
 A police 
                          report filed late last night indicates that Rev. Smith 
                          was "beaten off with a stick" sometime around 
                          11pm at the corner of Maple and W 27th. Details on the 
                          incident are sketchy at best, but officer Wade Cummings, 
                          who was the first to arrive on the scene, described 
                          Smith as looking completely exhausted and totally spent. 
                          Smith is spending the day recovering at a local cafe.
 Sunday 
                          10\14\01 - 1:40 AM GMTBrick 
                          Testament a smash
 In just 
                          under two weeks, Rev. Smith's compelling new Bible LEGO 
                          website The 
                          Brick Testament has been seen by over 5,000 unique 
                          visitors. Asked why he thought his latest web endeavor 
                          had such immediate widespread appeal, Smith said, "These 
                          timeless stories are as relevant today as they were 
                          when the world was created nearly 300 years ago." 
                          Reports suggest Smith is working on a brand new set 
                          of stories from the New Testament which will be added 
                          to the site soon.
 Thursday 
                          10\11\01 - 2:19 AM GMTVENDETTA 
                          Part 2 nears completion
 The long 
                          awaited conclusion to the much heralded Vendetta: 
                          A Christmas Story is nearing completion, and should 
                          soon be available on the internet and available for 
                          viewing, indicated Rev. Smith today. Smith, who wrote 
                          the screenplay and stars in this classic holiday feature, 
                          has been hard at work editing and adding visual effects 
                          to Part 2 of the film. The first half of Vendetta 
                          has been available online for the past two Christmas 
                          seasons, was nominated for an International 
                          Internet Film award in 1999, and has 
                          been downloaded over 10,000 times.
 Monday 
                          10\8\01 - 4:50 PM GMTOatmeal: 
                          it's brainfood
 Following 
                          in the footsteps of acclaimed actor Wilford Brimley, 
                          Rev. Smith has signed a lucrative deal to promote Quaker 
                          brand instant oatmeal in a series of television spots 
                          set to run this fall and winter. With their bold new 
                          advertising campaign centered around the slogan "Oatmeal: 
                          It's Brainfood", Quaker hopes to spark new interest 
                          in their oatmeal breakfast products whose sales have 
                          slumped since the death of former spokesperson Brimley. 
                          Smith's great uncle Addison Powell was TV's Gorton Fisherman 
                          in ads which ran in the late 70s through the mid-1980s.
 Wednesday 
                          10\3\01 - 10:14 AM GMTThe 
                          Brick Testament
 The Rev. 
                          Brendan Powell Smith is proud to announce the launch 
                          of his new website, The 
                          Brick Testament, which showcases stories from the 
                          Bible, as told through scenes made completely from LEGO 
                          brand building elements. "The Bible is the human 
                          race's most cherished resource," said Smith. "It 
                          is sacred, holy, and every word of it is true, because 
                          it comes not from man, but from God above. Just like 
                          my new website." Enjoy.
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