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- November 2004 -
Thursday
11\25\04 -
3:36 PM GMT
Vendetta:
A Christmas Story... it's back!
The now classic holiday movie, Vendetta:
A Christmas Story, written by and costarring
our very own Rev. Brendan Powell Smith, is now back
for another year of free viewing online at VendettaChristmas.com.
And coming very soon, you will be able to order your
very own copy of Vendetta on DVD so you and yours can
savor the full digital quality of 45 minutes of nonstop
heart-pounding action that is sure to kick your ass
into the holiday spirit, and leave you weeping for more.
Friday
11\19\04 -
2:30 PM GMT
Half-life 2 released
I can't believe this day has finally come. Do you
feel it? I feel it. God, I'm hungry. I
can't remember the last time I had a shower.
When
this is all over, I'm gonna mate.
Finally
challenge is in the air.
I
could eat a horse, hooves and all. I'm glad there's
no kids around to see this. To think, all I used to
wanna do is sell insurance. I
don't feel anything anymore. Sometimes I dream about
cheese. This is bullshit! Ugh, I think I ate something
bad. When this is all over, I... ah, who am I kidding?
Some day this will all be a bad memory. You smell that?
It's freedom.
Monday
11\15\04 -
10:19 AM GMT
The
Brick Testament: The Story
of Christmas
  Rejoice!
The new Brick
Testament book has arrived in bookstores
across America. The
Story of Christmas retells one of the Bible's
most famous and beloved stories with more than forty-five
full-page, full-cover intricately detailed never-before-seen
photos. From the humble birth in a manger and mysterious
visit from the Wise Men to the daring escape to Egypt
to avoid the wrath of King Herod, this elegantly hardbound
and beautifully illustrated book is certain to spread
much cheer this holiday season!
Wednesday
11\10\04 -
2:30 PM GMT
Arafat's death: too close to call
75-year-old Palestinian leader Yassir Arafat may
or may not have succumbed today in a battle with death
that most experts are deeming "too close to call".
After being admitted to a French hospital in serious
condition last week, Arafat's condition has gone downhill,
suffering a brain hemorrhage and slipping into a coma.
On Saturday, Fox News was the first to project Arafat's
death based on exit interviews with French doctors.
Then on Monday, Fox rescinded their projection, putting
Arafat back into the "living" column after
many Palestinians demanded a recount of Arafat's pulse.
Other networks are taking a more cautious approach,
listing Arafat's status as "insufficient data".
Friday
11\5\04 -
6:36 PM GMT
Bush announces countries to invade
in 2nd term
President
Bush today announced a preliminary list of nations American
troops will be invading during his second term in office:
Iran, Pakistan, Sudan, South Korea, Lebanon, Syria,
Jordan, Yemen, Qatar, Bangladesh, Armenia, Oman, Bahrain,
Uzbekistan, the United Arab Emirates, Pakistan, Sri
Lanka, Egypt, Kazakstan, Indonesia, Brunei, Cyprus,
Azerbaijan, Moldova, Kyrgyzstan, Somalia, Turkey, France,
East Timor, Tajikistan, Cuba, Albania, Libya, Turkmenistan,
Algeria, Philippines, Tunisia, Easter Island, Eritrea,
Macedonia, Mypos, Mexico, Ethiopia, Talossa, Costa Rica,
Suriname, Zamunda, Niger, Bhutan, and Myanmar.
Tuesday
11\2\04 -
5:12 AM GMT
Slightly less apathetic voter turnout
expected
Polling
stations across the US are gearing-up today for the
slight reduction in massive American voter apathy that
is expected to occur in today's election. "The
percentage of eligible voters who don't vote might be
close to 40% this year," said election analyst
Jane Delorme, "usually it's about 50%." Precincts
are preparing themselves with a slight increase in the
number of poll workers to be on hand today, as well
as the occasional use of an extra voting booth. Although
shaping up to a another presidential race so close it
could be decided by mere thousands of votes, more than
80 million Americans of voting age are expected not
to vote.
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