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                          - December 2002 - Sunday 
                          12\29\02 - 12:31 PM GMTMan 
                          accused of viewing illustrated Bible
 UK's The 
                          Sunday Mercury is running a story 
                          today about a man who has resigned from his job after 
                          having been accused of, among other things, viewing 
                          illustrated Bible stories at TheBrickTestament.com. 
                          Although the viewing of illustrated Bible stories is 
                          not a crime according to UK law, 65-year-old Pat McLoughlin 
                          has had his computer and other personal items seized 
                          by police. In addition to viewing Bible stories illustrated 
                          in LEGO, McLoughlin is also alleged to have visited 
                          a website that assists marriage-minded men find eligible 
                          brides.
 Thursday 
                          12\27\02 - 11:55 PM GMTSmith 
                          participates in 'Yankee swap'
 Eyebrows were raised today when local newspapers 
                          leaked that over the holidays The Rev. Brendan Powell 
                          Smith had participated in a esoteric group activity 
                          known as a 'Yankee swap'. Strongly denying any wrongdoing 
                          on his part, Smith characterized the event, which took 
                          place at his uncle's residence, as a "fun holiday 
                          tradition" which "brings great pleasure to 
                          all those involved". He admitted, however, that 
                          not all the swapping is necessarily consensual, and 
                          that "occasionally someone gets screwed."
 Sunday 
                          12\22\02 - 11:55 PM GMTNPR 
                          piece on The Brick Testament reruns
 The popular radio program Studio 
                          360 will be rerunning their interview with The Rev. 
                          Brendan Powell Smith which originally aired on the show 
                          last June. Check these 
                          listings to see when the program will be broadcast 
                          in your area, or listen to this segment of the show 
                          over the web by clicking 
                          here. RealAudio is required to listen over the web. 
                          You can find instructions for downloading this application 
                          here. 
                          This interview is conducted in Smith's native language, 
                          English.
 Wednesday 
                          12\18\02 - 7:19 PM GMTSmith 
                          ceases, desists
 The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith spent the day ceasing 
                          and desisting today after receiving an unexpected cease 
                          and desist order in the mail this morning. A lawyer 
                          for Rev. Smith issued a statement this evening explaining 
                          that there is little that Smith can do in this situation, 
                          and that any further activity of any sort on his part 
                          would most likely not be in compliance with the cease 
                          and desist order. He has therefore strongly advised 
                          his client to be on the safe side.
 Friday 
                          12\13\02 - 12:03 AM GMTThe 
                          Ten Commandments
 Thou shalt go to The Brick Testament. Thou shalt 
                          see the six new illustrated stories that are now online 
                          including The Golden Calf and the Ark of the Covenant. 
                          Thou shalt not pass Go. Thou shalt not collect $200. 
                          Thou shalt not roll doubles three times, else thou shalt 
                          stay in jail for three turns. Thou mayest leasve jail 
                          if thou payest $50. Thou mayest also get out of jail 
                          by rolling a seven or eleven. Thou shalt not commit 
                          adultery. If thou commitest adultery, thou shalt go 
                          to jail for three turns.
 Saturday 
                          12\7\02 - 9:14 PM GMTVendetta: A Christmas Story
 It's 
                          that time of year again. Time to settle in with our 
                          loved ones, kick back, pour ourselves a big, frosty 
                          mug of eggnog, and dump it over our own heads. If you're 
                          like me, then nothing gives you greater while pleasure 
                          than than bathing in eggnog 
                          watching those classic holiday specials... 
                          from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer to Vendetta: A Christmas Story. Especially 
                          the latter one. Cause it's awesome.
 Sunday 12\1\02 - 6:27 AM GMTSave 
                          $400 this holiday shopping season!
 The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith is urging everyone 
                          to save $400 this holiday shopping season. "I just have 
                          a feeling," explained Smith, "that otherwise, come January, 
                          people are really going to wish they had saved that 
                          money." Smith went on to say that if people don't feel 
                          they can trust themselves not to spend that kind of 
                          money during the craziness of Christmas rush, they are 
                          welcome to send it to him for safekeeping.
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