Ultimate LEGO Vehicle Contest

J-VEQ
Though his victory in 2000 earned him a brief return to fortune and fame, J-VEQ has once again fallen on hard times, and has had to sell his hair to afford to get to this year's competition.

Dan's Wife
The woman known to us only as Dan's Wife made headlines last year when she was wed in holy matrimony to Dan's Wife's Husband, whose name is Dan.

Bryan
Though his doctors strongly recommended against it, Bryan returned to the ULV contest in 2001. He is seen here firing an "invisible pistol" at his vehicle "for good luck".

Satyam
To double his chances, Satyam entered the 2001 contest twice.

Lemme get a better look at those vehicles...