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                The 
                LEGO Romans mastered the art of building round structures out 
                of square bricks. Some say the colosseum was built just to better 
                their rivals, the LEGO Carthaginians, who had just completed their 
                impressive Squareosseum. 
                 
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                The 
                "cracks" between the seating sections were an intentional 
                measure to provide greater stability in the event of an earthquake. 
                 
                 
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                Eager crowds 
                arrive hours - sometimes days early to ensure the best seating, 
                especially when big name gladiators were likely to be grotesquely 
                mauled.  
                 
                 
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                "Have 
                you heard about the new BT-16?" 
                "I've heard it's quite a thing to see." 
                 
                 
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                The grand Emperor 
                Bigus Brickus and his wife Incontinentia Buttocks. 
                 
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                In a remarkable 
                demonstration of ancient democracy, the gladiator's foes and available 
                weapons are chosen by popular vote. 
                 
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                A challenge 
                for ancient history buffs: see if you can spot the historical 
                inaccuracy in this scene. 
                 
                 
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                A broom, although 
                unassuming at first glance, can be a formidable weapon... 
                 
                 
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                As a wedding 
                present to his wife, the emperor had the colosseum flooded with 
                a sea of flowers in which his finest gladiators butchered each 
                other.  
                 
                 
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                It was not 
                uncommon practice to sell your firstborn child into slavery just 
                to get decent seats at the gladiatorial games. 
                 
                 
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                A creature 
                so foul, and so cruel that no man ever fought with it and lived... 
                 
                 
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                Needless to 
                say they were immediately devoured. 
                 
                 
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                Fifteen 
                arches make up the bottom and middle rows, with twenty-four arches 
                on the top for a grand total of fifty-four arches. 
                 
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                Flags 
                were often flown for special arena events. Red flags meant that 
                a bloody battle was assured. It's the only color flag that was 
                flown. 
                 
                 
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                Security at 
                such events is extremely tight. 
                 
                 
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                As the games 
                begin, the crowd cheers, the bets are placed, and many hot dogs, 
                snacks and refreshing soft drinks are available at the concession 
                booths below the stands. 
                 
                 
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                Exotic animals 
                are brought to fight in the arena from across the empire, such 
                as this polar bear from Jerusalem. 
                 
                 
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                Sometimes the 
                odds are stacked against the gladiator. 
                 
                 
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                That's correct! 
                It is now believed that the stegosaurus's largest spiked plate 
                was not in the middle of its back, but closer to its hind quarters. 
                 
                 
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                ...but only 
                in the hands of a master. 
                 
                 
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                She was reportedly 
                so moved by this combination of beauty and utter debauchery that 
                she vomited with joy. 
                 
                 
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                And if you 
                could afford no better, there was usually something available 
                in the "freak seats" section. 
                 
                 
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                And any man 
                so fool enough to try met a quick death with nasty big pointy 
                teeth. 
                 
                 
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                The colosseum 
                was built in only three days, though some suspect the Romans had 
                help from the "Hand of God". 
                 
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                It has been 
                calculated that if all the bricks that make up the colosseum were 
                laid end-to-end, they would circle the universe 57 million times. 
                 
                 
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                Originally 
                the flags would fly at half-mast to mark the death of a gladiator, 
                but soon the flag-raisers became so overworked their arms fell 
                off. 
                 
                 
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                Fierce legionnaires 
                stand guard, ever vigilant, and only occasionally falling asleep. 
                 
                 
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                Gladiators 
                come from many walks of life including criminals, the unemployed, 
                Christians, and village idiots. 
                 
                 
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                It's OK, folks, 
                he hasn't so much lost a hand as gained a charming bloody stump. 
                 
                 
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                ...and sometimes 
                they're not. 
                 
                 
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                Sometimes the 
                emperor scalps his own seats at upwards of 300 gold a piece! 
                 
                 
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                The colosseum 
                is flooded on occasion to present mock sea battles (and to wash 
                away months of dried blood and carnage). 
                 
                 
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                Although gladiatorial 
                combat seems morally repugnant to us today, nobody really thought 
                to question it at the time. 
                 
                 
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                Legend tells 
                of the fiercest competitor ever to set foot in the LEGO colosseum... 
                 
                 
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                An entire legion 
                was called upon to subdue this Snuggles the Cat. 
                 
                 
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                The colosseum 
                stood until A.D. 216 when it was razed by invading Bionicle tribes. 
                 
                 
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