The Mutant Horde

Team color: Green
Philosophic Goals: Acceleration of human evolution through forcible mutation and the obliteration of weaker strains.

The Resurrected

Captain: Roger Mortis
Medik: Wallace Ghostal

Fentwik Warriors

Team color: Blue
Philosophic Goals: To have a jolly good time butchering people and blowing stuff up.

Globbis

Captain: BlogAgg
Medik: Chef Glorg

Nadnerb

Team color: Turquoise
Philosophic Goals: Unclear.

The Chuxxx

Captain: Chuck #1
Medik: Doctor Chewbacca, M. D.

Native Americans on Speed

Team color: Earth Tones
Philosophic Goals: Rebuilding of the once proud Indian Nation through the systematic decimation of the white man.

Robonauts of Vikon VII

Captain: Killbot 18F4907j
Medik: Sheila

The Mutant Horde

Captain: Logan Bain III
Medik: "Saint" Timothy

Ardent Doom Squad

Team color: Red
Philosophic Goals: The disciplined study and application of pure evil.

Fentwik Warriors

Captain: Armand Doolittle
Medik: Dr. F. Linkletter

Lords of the Sewer

Team color: Dark Grey
Philosophic Goals: The smiting of all above-ground dwellers.

Nadnerb

Captain: Llewop
Medik: H'tmis

Enemies of Fashion

Team color: Orange
Philosophic Goals: Freedom from fashion trends through the destruction of all those with any sense of style.

Native Americans on Speed

Captain: Chief Red Eyes
Medik: Dances with Entrails

The Resurrected

Team color: Light Grey
Philosophic Goals: Propagation of the undead race by the killing of all living things; promotion of undead rights.

Ardent Doom Squad

Captain: Lord Venomous
Medik: Betty

Globbis

Team color: White
Philosophic Goals: The hunting of humankind for food and sport.

Lords of the Sewer

Captain: Remus White
Medik: Horst Tabernacle, M. D.

The Chuxxx

Team color: Brown
Philosophic Goals: Looting, pillaging, painting the town brown.

Enemies of Fashion

Captain: Melvin Poindexter
Medik: Dr. Strange

Robonauts of Vikon VII

Team color: Black
Philosophic Goals: Robot supremacy; meeting hot chicks.