Everything I Needed to Know I Learned by Watching

#8: How to Divert Homoerotic Frustrations into Violence Against Inanimate Objects
  
  1. Listen to your ruggedly handsome same-sex mentor tell you he loves you while also indicating he does not want to become physically intimate with you
  2. Kick and punch the bajeezus out of a punching bag, then hug and possibly kiss it

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